It's Something Funny

Day : Wednesday Time : 7.00 PM Cast : Me Situation : Driving in MRR 2 to my aunt's house Story : The time was 6ish to 7 pm. I was happily driving home from uni. Class had just ended and now I was driving to my aunt's place to have my dinner there. Bro had told me that they had gone to aunt's place as sis was not working. Driving happily and listening to Mix.Fm, suddenly I had a call. It was from an unknown number, 012333.... Forgotten the rest of the number. Anyway...i picked up the phone. It was a lady's voice and as usual i said 'hello;. She replied. Then the next thing i knew was that she asked me where was i heading to? I happily replied going to my aunt's place for dinner and she said, 'Going there for dinner is it'?. I, upon hearing this, replied yes. Then she asked, 'where do your aunt stay?' I then replied, 'Taman Lembah Maju. Meeting up with my mom there.' She replied, 'Oh....going for home cook food.' I said, ' Yup.' The next thing i know, she asked me this question, 'Eh...do you have April's number? you know the girl that we have worked for before in Carlsberg?'. With that question, that was when i realised, she's not my student and I said, 'eh, i think you have the wrong number. I don't know who april in carlsberg is'. Then, shocked, she said, 'Oh....I think i did call the wrong number. Sorry.' Eh...so...you're going to your aunt's place for dinner is it?' I replied puzzlely, 'Ya. Am driving there now.' She then said, 'Oh....ok. Eh...sorry about the wrong number. Bye.' I replied, 'Bye'. If you think that this is the end...guess again. Later on in the night...she called again. This time I picked up the phone and said, 'Eh..miss...i think you have the wrong number again.' Then she said, 'I am not sure. I have this number stored in my phone. Are you sure you're not Alvin.' I told her, 'nope, I am not Alvin but I am kevin.' She then said, 'Kelvin...hm....what do you do for a living?' I told her, 'I am a lecturer. i teach. the reason i picked up the phone was because i thought that you're one of my student.' She replied, 'Oh..so you're a lecturer. Sure you're not the Alvin that I have met in 'the beach'?' I was like, 'What beach? don't know where is it.' She said, 'Sure.' I replied, 'Yes'. She then finally said, 'Oh...ok. IF it is like that, it means i have the wrong number. Sorry to disturb you then. BYe.' I said my bye then. This is to me the most hillarious time that I ever had with a stranger. I have talked to her for almost 5 minutes answering all her question without even knowing that she was not my friend. Aiyo.....

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